i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Welp...herpes.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
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Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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