I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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