when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
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High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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