Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
thus making me awesome and them whores
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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