So drunk its hurt
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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