Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
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She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
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When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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