all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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