How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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