It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
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I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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