help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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