My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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