All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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