dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
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What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
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