Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
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We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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