Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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