As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
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Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
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think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
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