Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
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Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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