Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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