Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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