There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
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No, you can still breathe under the balls.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
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its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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