Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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