Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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