After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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