This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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