matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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