thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
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I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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