Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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