Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
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Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Rumble strips road head = magical
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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