yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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