This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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