Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
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Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
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Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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