a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
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You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
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My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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