: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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