Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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