the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
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I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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