She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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