so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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