she woke up with a sticky ear
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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