what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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