can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
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In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
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This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
well, you know. whores of a feather.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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