only if we run a train.
done.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
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There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
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It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
COCAINE IS GR8
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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