I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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