I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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