Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
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The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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