You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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