i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
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i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
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Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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