I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
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I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
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He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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