Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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