My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
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Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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