And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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