accomplished twins. life is a go
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
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There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
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Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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