When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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