I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
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Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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