Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
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Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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